Darla Dichter-Fuchs
Sultry minx, foxy poetess,
peruser of porn, Darla
Dichter-Fuchs was born
Darla Krankenschwester
in a remote Bavarian
village known for its strict
Catholicism, and beer.
Raised by nuns, at
sixteen Darla was
apprenticed to local
brewer, Dieter Dichter ,
who eagerly introduced
her to the pleasures of
the flesh. His frigid wife
was not averse to
looking the other way....
And after a tragic
accident in which Dichter’
s wife was drowned in a
vat of fermenting hops,
he married the buxom
bier maid.
peruser of porn, Darla
Dichter-Fuchs was born
Darla Krankenschwester
in a remote Bavarian
village known for its strict
Catholicism, and beer.
Raised by nuns, at
sixteen Darla was
apprenticed to local
brewer, Dieter Dichter ,
who eagerly introduced
her to the pleasures of
the flesh. His frigid wife
was not averse to
looking the other way....
And after a tragic
accident in which Dichter’
s wife was drowned in a
vat of fermenting hops,
he married the buxom
bier maid.
After Dieter was accidentally
emasculated while trying to knock the
stave out of a barrel of beer with an
axe, Darla ran off with a well-known
Formula One race car driver, who
eventually became her second
husband. Killed in a fiery crash in the
Toronto Grand Prix, he left Darla
widowed in a strange country a
continent away from her beloved
Bavaria.
With her only legal skill that of a bier
maid, Darla went to work in a local pub,
where she met the captain of the
Canadian Olympic curling team, who
became her third husband. He met his
unfortunate fate during the Moscow
Olympic games when he slipped and
fell on the ice, and his skull was
crushed by a well-thrown curling stone.
To add insult to injury (well, death,
really), his contact with the stone
disqualified the Canadian team’s final
throw, robbing them of the gold medal.
emasculated while trying to knock the
stave out of a barrel of beer with an
axe, Darla ran off with a well-known
Formula One race car driver, who
eventually became her second
husband. Killed in a fiery crash in the
Toronto Grand Prix, he left Darla
widowed in a strange country a
continent away from her beloved
Bavaria.
With her only legal skill that of a bier
maid, Darla went to work in a local pub,
where she met the captain of the
Canadian Olympic curling team, who
became her third husband. He met his
unfortunate fate during the Moscow
Olympic games when he slipped and
fell on the ice, and his skull was
crushed by a well-thrown curling stone.
To add insult to injury (well, death,
really), his contact with the stone
disqualified the Canadian team’s final
throw, robbing them of the gold medal.
Spotting her on the international
broadcast of the Olympic accident and
immediately taken by the comely
widow, billionaire industrialist Baron
Franz Fuchs secretly arranged to
“accidentally” meet the grieving widow,
and offered to take her back to
Bavaria on his personal jet. Within a
month they were engaged; within a
year they were married. Thirty-eight
years her senior, Fuchs was not up to
the marathon task of satisfying the
unquenchable desire of Darla, and he
died of a massive heart attack brought
on by an overdose of a cocktail of
erectile dysfunction medications.
Wealthy now after the untimely passing
of her fourth husband, Darla spends
her time traveling the globe in her
continuous quest for erotic inspiration.
broadcast of the Olympic accident and
immediately taken by the comely
widow, billionaire industrialist Baron
Franz Fuchs secretly arranged to
“accidentally” meet the grieving widow,
and offered to take her back to
Bavaria on his personal jet. Within a
month they were engaged; within a
year they were married. Thirty-eight
years her senior, Fuchs was not up to
the marathon task of satisfying the
unquenchable desire of Darla, and he
died of a massive heart attack brought
on by an overdose of a cocktail of
erectile dysfunction medications.
Wealthy now after the untimely passing
of her fourth husband, Darla spends
her time traveling the globe in her
continuous quest for erotic inspiration.
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